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SMOKOS

Smoko is Australian slang meaning 'a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break'.

 

Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy one of our larger illicit joints or need one for the aforementioned lunch break, we created a smaller version and included 5 of them for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

 

SATIVA HYBRID

DIESEL TRAIN 

 

A happy mix of Ghost Train Haze x East Coast Sour Diesel. Hop aboard the train and enjoy this perfect morning or mid-afternoon pick me up! This strong sativa strain encapsulates the entourage effect by bringing together a great mix of myrcene, terpinolene, and pinene. A stress reliever in its terpene and cannabinoid profile, this earthy cultivar keeps your mood up and smiles-a-plenty.

Strain Effects: Happy, Creative, Euphoric 

Strain Flavors: Diesel, Earthy, Woody

Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Euphoric 

Strain Flavors: Lemon, Citrus, Ginger

SATIVA HYBRID

CLEMENTINE

 

Clementine is an energizing sativa-dominant strain made by crossing Tangie with Lemon  Skunk. This strain is loved for its sweet taste and citrus aroma. Clementine has won  several awards, including the best sativa concentrate in 2015. Clementine has a sweet and citrusy aroma and is great for a wake and bake.

Strain Effects: Euphoric, Happy, Energetic 

Strain Flavors: Citrus, Lemon, Orange 

Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Euphoric 

Strain Flavors: Lemon, Citrus, Ginger

SATIVA HYBRID

SFV OG

 

SFV OG by Cali Connection is a sativa-dominant hybrid that is great for patients who  need strong pain relief but don’t want to be stuck on the couch. 

The strain took 3rd place in the Indica category at the High Times Cannabis Cup in  Amsterdam in 2012, and 1st place at the Denver Cannabis Cup that same year.

Breeders created the strain after selecting OG Kush for its earthy, lemony smell and  sedating properties.

Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Euphoric 

Strain Flavors: Earthy, Lemon, Citrus

Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Euphoric 

Strain Flavors: Lemon, Citrus, Ginger

 

INDICA HYBRID

PURPLE CHEM 

 

Purple Chem is a cross of Stardawg and Purple Punch. Expect lemon-lime soda mixed  with grape Flintstone’s vitamins. This is a great all-day cultivar that will elevate your  mood and relieve stress.

Purple Chemdawg has won multiple awards  including first place for best indica at the 2016 Los Angeles Cannabis Cup and second  place in the same category at the 2016 Michigan Cannabis Cup.

Strain Effects: Euphoric, Happy, Talkative  

Strain Flavors: Spicy/Herbal, Diesel, Grape 

Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Euphoric 

Strain Flavors: Lemon, Citrus, Ginger

INDICA HYBRID

KANSAS CITY KUSH

 

Also known as Kosher Kush x Stardawg and/or Hebrew National, has become quite the  favorite amongst Missourians. This indica-dominant strain is calming, great for aches and  pains, creating some yummy dishes in the kitchen and a restful night of sleep. Some  great notes of earth and pine create a strong and delightful aromatic experience.

Strain Effects: Relaxed, Sleepy, Happy 

Strain Flavors: Citrus, Orange, Sweet 

Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Euphoric 

Strain Flavors: Lemon, Citrus, Ginger

INDICA HYBRID
GMO COOKIES

GMO Cookies, (aka Garlic Cookies) is a powerful indica marijuana strain made by  crossing Chemdawg with GSC. This strain produces relaxing affects you can feel through  your body while your mind retains focus. GMO Cookies is loved for its ability to relieve  stress and aches without total sedation. GMO Cookies features aromas like diesel, coffee,  and fruit. Medical marijuana patients choose this strain to help relieve symptoms  associated with chronic pain.

Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Uplifted 

Strain Flavors: Earthy, Pungent, Diesel 

Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Euphoric 

Strain Flavors: Lemon, Citrus, Ginger

INDICA HYBRID

WHITE WIDOW

 

This cut has been in possession of our grow team for over a decade. Among the most famous strains worldwide is White Widow, a balanced hybrid first bred in the Netherlands by Green House Seeds. A cross between a Brazilian sativa landrace and a resin-heavy South Indian indica,  White Widow has blessed every Dutch coffee shop menu since its birth in the 1990s.

Strain Effects: Energetic, Euphoric, Creative  

Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Euphoric 

Strain Flavors: Lemon, Citrus, Ginger

INDICA HYBRID

COOKIES N CHEM

 

Cookies N Chem is a slightly indica dominant hybrid strain created through crossing the classic Girl Scout Cookies X Starfighter X Stardawg strain. Thanks to its super high average THC level, Cookies N Chem is often said to be perfect for treating those suffering from conditions such as nausea or appetite loss, chronic pain, muscle spasms or cramps, chronic fatigue and chronic stress.

Strain Effects: Energetic, Euphoric, Creative  

Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Euphoric 

Strain Flavors: Lemon, Citrus, Ginger

Strain Effects: Energetic, Euphoric, Creative  

INDICA HYBRID

CAKE N CHEM

 

Cake N Chem unites the mouthwatering flavor and insane bag appeal of the Wedding Cake with the potency and heavy yields of the Stardawg.

Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Euphoric 

Strain Flavors: Lemon, Citrus, Ginger

 

HYBRID

GORILLA PIE

 

A potent cross between Gorilla Glue #4 and Jelly Pie, let euphoria and happiness soak  your existence without knocking you out. A true 50/50 hybrid. Don't expect to clean your  house or fall asleep -- expect to enjoy life.

As with all new strains and batches, start slowly if you have a low tolerance -- this one is  certainly powerful.

 

Strain Effects: Relaxed, Blissful, Creative 

Strain Flavors: Diesel, Earthy, Cherry 

Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Euphoric 

Strain Flavors: Lemon, Citrus, Ginger

HYBRID

GELATO

 

Gelato is a tantalizing hybrid cannabis strain from Cookie Fam and Sherbinski. Novice  consumers may want to approach this THC powerhouse with caution, but those armed  with a high tolerance will delight in Gelato’s heavy-handed euphoria. 

Gelato is a cross between Sunset Sherbet and Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies, named in  homage to its sweet aroma.

 

Strain Effects: Relaxed, Uplifted, Happy

Strain Flavors: Berry, Earthy, Diesel

Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Euphoric 

Strain Flavors: Lemon, Citrus, Ginger

HYBRID

GHOST OG

 

Ghost OG, a cut of OG Kush, is a hybrid strain loved for its balanced cerebral and body  effects. Often described as simultaneously potent and non-intrusive, Ghost OG has won  itself Cup awards and renown among consumers. Its strong citrus smell and crystal covered buds hint at this strain’s strong genetics and its ability to annihilate pain,  insomnia, depression, and anxiety.

 

Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Euphoric 

Strain Flavors: Lemon, Citrus, Ginger

CBD

PURPLE TONIC

 

Purple Tonic is a CBD strain with more THC than CBD, causing a relaxing effect consistent with its 2:1 THC to CBD ratio.

 

Strain Effects: Relaxed

Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Euphoric 

Strain Flavors: Lemon, Citrus, Ginger